May
21
2008
Obesity contributes to global warming: study
Here’s my take: Fat people cause global warming…and skinny people cause global warming. As the article below explains, fat people cause global warming because it takes so much more fuel to ship all that food to keep their massive bellies full. Skinny people, however, are causing global warming because their candy-ass vegan diets are causing their bellies to swell with massive amounts of green house gasses that eventually squeak out through their organic cotton jeans and escape into the atmosphere, threatening all of humanity with their earth-killing flatulence.
-Wisdom
Obesity contributes to global warming: study
By Michael Kahn
GENEVA (Reuters) – Obesity contributes to global warming, too.
Obese and overweight people require more fuel to transport them and the food they eat, and the problem will worsen as the population literally swells in size, a team at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine says.
